American Texan Separation

The American Texan Separation
After The Great American Texan War, they came to an agreement. America decided to let Texas go. Texas became it's own country full of Latinos and ghettos...and Red Necks. They had open carry of guns, free BBQs on Sundays, Mandatory Bible Schools, and more stereotypical Texan things that they never really did until they split up. They were too lazy to make a flag until the economical crisis of the country, but that's a story for another day. Texas became more American than America itself. It also got all the hate, and you know what that means. Yep, when Mega-Ultra-Neo-Soviet-Russia came to invade, Texas really took a hit. However, that's an apocalypse story for another time.