Vietnam's Dictatorship

Many, many years ago...Vietnam was a happy place, full of iHops and K-Pop music (for whatever reason???) until one great, great, handsome man came along...His name? Pokenin. Yep. If you don't know who that is, it's Poke's great, great, great, great Grandfather's Brother. Yep. (We could've just said uncle, but that's not funny, now is it?) No one knows how he took over, but many people say he ran into the emperor's castle (yeah, there's emperors in Vietnam in this universe.) naked, helicoptering around until they just gave it to him. Citation is very, very much needed. But oh, Pokenin was a great man. He dedicated his life to making Vietnam a peaceful, iHop filled country. Vietnam really was the perfect country for him to dictate. He had a weird love for it. A very, very strong love for it. Dictator Pokenin was known for forming bonds with North Korea, which, at the time, had no allies. He tried to make the world one united iHop nation. However, he died a few years after by some kid shouting something like "COM GET THE MAMERA" or something dumb like that, I don't know, and frankly, I don't care. However, many years after, the Vietnamese government found out that that kid turned out to be known as "FaZe Rain". God bless the Raindrops (FaZe Rain's Fanbase). May iHop God have mercy on their soul, for the Vietnamese will not rest.

This whole story is actually the reason why Poke is one of the only people outside of Vietnam that can speak Vietnamese at the comic's point in time. Yeah. Neato. (more like NATO HAH)

(okay im done now)